Pakistani authorities have rolled out a list of over 1,700 words or phrases that will be banned and blocked from text messages by Pakistani mobile providers. Among the words on the list are "JUGGALO", "MAMS", "BARFACE", "SLIME" and "WUUTANG." You might have heard about this list in the news.

Going unheralded, among all the sneering and chuckling about Pakistan's decision, is the smaller list of words and phrases specifically whitelisted by Pakistan. Luckily, we have those words. Now Pakistanis can enjoy even greater freedom than before. The freedom to text:

1. ADZHOLE
2. ANALAPE
3. ANDRE BRAUGHER
4. ANUS BONG
5. ANUS DISEASE
6. APPLE DICK
7. ASK FUCK
8. ASP HOLE
9. ASP WHORE
10. ASSALANCHE
11. ASSHELM
12. ASSHOLMES
13. ASSSSSS
14. AUTOTUNE
15. BABY SEES A BJ
16. BALLFEVER
17. BANGBUSK COM
18. BANGBUTH COM
19. BARACK OBAMA DYKE
20. BART SIMPSON
21. BARTMAN
22. BARTSIMPSON
23. BARTSIMPSON ASS FUCK
24. BASEBALL NIGER
25. BATHING APE

26. BATMAN CUMMING
27. BATMAN JENKEM
28. BATMAN REAL DICK PICTURE
29. BJ AND THE BEAR
30. BJ AND THE BREAST
31. BJ FROM A BEAR
32. BLOWJOBS AND THE BEAR
33. BOX MULCHER
34. BUTTY SEX
35. BUTTYSEX
36. CHILD BRIDE
37. CHILD BRIDE SEX
38. CHILD BRIDE SEX MILHOUSE SIMPSONS
39. CHRIST'S SNAPE
40. CUMBLOOD
41. CUMCUM BUTTY
42. CUMHIPPO
43. CUMSHOP
44. DORFED
45. DRACULA BIT A DILDO
46. DRACULA GAPER
47. DRACULA IN HEAT
48. DRACULA IN WOMEN'S PRISON XXX
49. DRACULA VERSUS LEGOS
50. DUCKMAN NUDES

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