When I came across this headline last week, I was fascinated:
But... something seemed a little strange. It felt like I had seen something similar before. Sure enough, a few minutes of searching brought me to this story from last year:
Something fishy was certainly going on. The more I looked, the deeper and darker the hole went.
The fifth phase of the week is upon us. Shops close, bars open, and we are free from the Bosses once more. But They Who Were Before Time await our tribute...
Hungry? Try looking around for a little something called ASTRONAUT FOOD. Or you can hold out until you get to Pluto and look for some berries... if you want to starve to death!
We'd like to thank Mr. Elba for taking the time to make this possible.
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