When I came across this headline last week, I was fascinated:

But... something seemed a little strange. It felt like I had seen something similar before. Sure enough, a few minutes of searching brought me to this story from last year:

Something fishy was certainly going on. The more I looked, the deeper and darker the hole went.

– Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell (@DennisFarrell)

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