Donald Trump has refused to release his tax returns, ignoring decades of precedent from other, equally shitty candidates. But we at Something Awful have just received a leaked copy of Trump's 1040, and although it's probably illegal to publish them, we really want the hits. So here goes!
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I did not see the Tokyo Game Show this year.
Candles scented like Destiny planets - increases KDR by 26%!
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