Happy New Year, Mildly Pleased Scott! And you too, Slightly Less Pleased Scott!
"Gotta hand it to you, making a jacket out of a recliner was a great idea!"
Imagine Scott Bakula wiggling his jeans and flaunting his rump while saying, "Hello, ladies! Hot enough for ya?"
Wait, you don't need to, here you go:
I think if bats were flying around my whole shit I would want my shirt on for that, and maybe a coat. (Very small bat teeth probably can't get through a coat.)
This file was named Passion.jpg by its creator and if you don't understand why maybe you should read a book on history or Scott Bakula.
Nothing says "Wholesome Birthday" like a photo of a dude in 70's gear hiking up his pants.
Apparently you do want to be lonely, because you defied the one rule of Farmers Only.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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