Happy New Year, Mildly Pleased Scott! And you too, Slightly Less Pleased Scott!
"Gotta hand it to you, making a jacket out of a recliner was a great idea!"
Imagine Scott Bakula wiggling his jeans and flaunting his rump while saying, "Hello, ladies! Hot enough for ya?"
Wait, you don't need to, here you go:
I think if bats were flying around my whole shit I would want my shirt on for that, and maybe a coat. (Very small bat teeth probably can't get through a coat.)
This file was named Passion.jpg by its creator and if you don't understand why maybe you should read a book on history or Scott Bakula.
Nothing says "Wholesome Birthday" like a photo of a dude in 70's gear hiking up his pants.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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