Happy New Year, Mildly Pleased Scott! And you too, Slightly Less Pleased Scott!
"Gotta hand it to you, making a jacket out of a recliner was a great idea!"
Imagine Scott Bakula wiggling his jeans and flaunting his rump while saying, "Hello, ladies! Hot enough for ya?"
Wait, you don't need to, here you go:
I think if bats were flying around my whole shit I would want my shirt on for that, and maybe a coat. (Very small bat teeth probably can't get through a coat.)
This file was named Passion.jpg by its creator and if you don't understand why maybe you should read a book on history or Scott Bakula.
Nothing says "Wholesome Birthday" like a photo of a dude in 70's gear hiking up his pants.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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