There are two lessons to be learned here. 1) This hat is a piece of shit and it won't stay down even in two different photos, and 2) It's not the holiday season until you're implying Scott Bakula is splayed out on your Thanksgiving table.
Not sure who this man is or how this one got in here. I am terribly sorry.
Most of these things probably aren't crimes. The system is corrupt.
Subtle but accurate detail: Notice Scott getting slightly less happy as the collage viewer approaches.
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Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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