There are two lessons to be learned here. 1) This hat is a piece of shit and it won't stay down even in two different photos, and 2) It's not the holiday season until you're implying Scott Bakula is splayed out on your Thanksgiving table.
Not sure who this man is or how this one got in here. I am terribly sorry.
Most of these things probably aren't crimes. The system is corrupt.
Subtle but accurate detail: Notice Scott getting slightly less happy as the collage viewer approaches.
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We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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