There are two lessons to be learned here. 1) This hat is a piece of shit and it won't stay down even in two different photos, and 2) It's not the holiday season until you're implying Scott Bakula is splayed out on your Thanksgiving table.



Not sure who this man is or how this one got in here. I am terribly sorry.


Most of these things probably aren't crimes. The system is corrupt.


Subtle but accurate detail: Notice Scott getting slightly less happy as the collage viewer approaches.


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The wallpapers you've seen here were made by the awesome folks at Scott-Bakula.com and Bakuland, A Scott Bakula Website. Check out their offerings for many, many more! An almost absurd amount more!

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