The top search-engine hit for "Cross-eyed celebrities" is this TMZ slide show, which features a lot of celebrities who are not cross-eyed at all -- maybe wonky-eyed at worst, on a bad day -- and Stuart Scott, whose "celebrity" status is pretty dubious and only comes into play when someone makes some kind of "stars with weird eyes" list. Number four on the Google results page is squirt the daisies' thread, in which the famous people aren't really cross-eyed, either, but at least the Something Awful Forum Goons put forth the effort to make it look like they were!
Rocket Baby Dolls
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.