The top search-engine hit for "Cross-eyed celebrities" is this TMZ slide show, which features a lot of celebrities who are not cross-eyed at all -- maybe wonky-eyed at worst, on a bad day -- and Stuart Scott, whose "celebrity" status is pretty dubious and only comes into play when someone makes some kind of "stars with weird eyes" list. Number four on the Google results page is squirt the daisies' thread, in which the famous people aren't really cross-eyed, either, but at least the Something Awful Forum Goons put forth the effort to make it look like they were!
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Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.