Note: this is a continuation of yesterday's update, which I recommend you read first if you have not done so already. Please do not read part 2 before part 1 because that's just madness. Pure, mind-shattering madness.
Thanks to David Thorpe for co-writing this update with me.
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You can realize that you’ve wasted the last few moments of youth at an occupation you hate or fool yourself into a numb compliance with one of these great excuses.
You've heard of #BlackLivesMatter and #AllLivesMatter, but the ancient voice of a mountain offers us the hardest truth of all: #NoLivesMatter. And also some opinions about immigrants.
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