Note: this is a continuation of yesterday's update, which I recommend you read first if you have not done so already. Please do not read part 2 before part 1 because that's just madness. Pure, mind-shattering madness.


From the August 16, 2005 edition of the Shaggy Butte Courier


From the August 18, 2005 edition of the Shaggy Butte Courier


From the August 22, 2005 edition of the Shaggy Butte Courier


From the August 24, 2005 edition of the Shaggy Butte Courier


From the August 27, 2005 edition of the Shaggy Butte Courier


From the August 17, 2005 edition of the Shaggy Butte Messenger



From the August 19, 2005 edition of the Shaggy Butte Messenger


From the August 23, 2005 edition of the Shaggy Butte Messenger


From the August 25, 2005 edition of the Shaggy Butte Messenger

Thanks to David Thorpe for co-writing this update with me.

HERE COMES THE JUDGE


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– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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