Just Another Slacker Sunday
Today's Sunday update is brought to you by, well, nobody, since Ben "Greasnin" Platt is apparently never updating any time anymore ever! Wow! I know somebody who's not getting a Christmas card this year. We run a real professional racket here at Something Awful. We're like a well oiled machine full of sawdust and semen.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.