WELCOME TO THE CRICKER's CUZINS, submitted by Jay. The Internet is a priceless tool for communication and the sharing of ideas. We can use it for millions of purposes and reasons, allowing it to enhance our lives and teach us a limitless amount of information. On the opposite side of the coin, we can also use the Internet to create webpages dedicated to our dead parrots who apparently still haunt our dreams during our nightmares of blood. Guess which option today's Awful Link of the Day selected? I'll give you a big hint: it was the scary fucking parrot thing.
wE ARE A GROUP OF PARROTS WHO FOUND IT NECESSARY TO START OUR OWN EMAIL LIST. NOW WE are all very best friends. THIS IS OUR VERY OWN WEBSITE.
this site is dedicated to: ACUUNA MATATA & PeeWee
Not only does this site contain the most embarrassing collection of horrible parrot-related Photoshops in the entire universe, but it... well, Jesus, it contains the most embarrassing collection of parrot-related Photoshops in the entire universe. I suppose I could write something else, such as critique the quality of dead-parrot related poetry and question the author's grip on reality based off the whole "talking like a parrot in first person" aspect of their website, but I don't think I could ever top the sheer insanity of the site itself. I was always kind of afraid of giant parrots, and now I have a brand new fear: their warped owners.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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