WELCOME TO THE CRICKER's CUZINS, submitted by Jay. The Internet is a priceless tool for communication and the sharing of ideas. We can use it for millions of purposes and reasons, allowing it to enhance our lives and teach us a limitless amount of information. On the opposite side of the coin, we can also use the Internet to create webpages dedicated to our dead parrots who apparently still haunt our dreams during our nightmares of blood. Guess which option today's Awful Link of the Day selected? I'll give you a big hint: it was the scary fucking parrot thing.
wE ARE A GROUP OF PARROTS WHO FOUND IT NECESSARY TO START OUR OWN EMAIL LIST. NOW WE are all very best friends. THIS IS OUR VERY OWN WEBSITE.
this site is dedicated to: ACUUNA MATATA & PeeWee
Not only does this site contain the most embarrassing collection of horrible parrot-related Photoshops in the entire universe, but it... well, Jesus, it contains the most embarrassing collection of parrot-related Photoshops in the entire universe. I suppose I could write something else, such as critique the quality of dead-parrot related poetry and question the author's grip on reality based off the whole "talking like a parrot in first person" aspect of their website, but I don't think I could ever top the sheer insanity of the site itself. I was always kind of afraid of giant parrots, and now I have a brand new fear: their warped owners.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.