WELCOME TO THE CRICKER's CUZINS, submitted by Jay. The Internet is a priceless tool for communication and the sharing of ideas. We can use it for millions of purposes and reasons, allowing it to enhance our lives and teach us a limitless amount of information. On the opposite side of the coin, we can also use the Internet to create webpages dedicated to our dead parrots who apparently still haunt our dreams during our nightmares of blood. Guess which option today's Awful Link of the Day selected? I'll give you a big hint: it was the scary fucking parrot thing.
wE ARE A GROUP OF PARROTS WHO FOUND IT NECESSARY TO START OUR OWN EMAIL LIST. NOW WE are all very best friends. THIS IS OUR VERY OWN WEBSITE.
this site is dedicated to: ACUUNA MATATA & PeeWee
Not only does this site contain the most embarrassing collection of horrible parrot-related Photoshops in the entire universe, but it... well, Jesus, it contains the most embarrassing collection of parrot-related Photoshops in the entire universe. I suppose I could write something else, such as critique the quality of dead-parrot related poetry and question the author's grip on reality based off the whole "talking like a parrot in first person" aspect of their website, but I don't think I could ever top the sheer insanity of the site itself. I was always kind of afraid of giant parrots, and now I have a brand new fear: their warped owners.
TECHNICALLY A DOG - I have expertly subdivided a horse to create what is, scientifically speaking, a dog. I have done this 10 times before and plan to keep doing it forever!!! $400. 555-2466
Step One: Salvage a ridiculous chair from a race car or a fighter jet. Now it will support your ridiculous body as you play a virtual card game.
The water got bigger? my sand castle was destroyed and we had to move. Who did this?
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