Hello internet friends, Zachary "Spooker Jones" Gutierrez here with another grab bag of internet horrors. This week we have teens who need help, a popular anarchist with a legion of dorks, the worst forum ever, and musical guest Hoobastank. More like HoobaSTUNK am I correct here guys?
My nose is bleeding so click here. Maybe I should just keep my finger out of there.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
Gotta imprison and psychologically torture 'em all!
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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