Hello internet friends, Zachary "Spooker Jones" Gutierrez here with another grab bag of internet horrors. This week we have teens who need help, a popular anarchist with a legion of dorks, the worst forum ever, and musical guest Hoobastank. More like HoobaSTUNK am I correct here guys?
My nose is bleeding so click here. Maybe I should just keep my finger out of there.
Anton Chekhov's famous gun rule is not being followed by some lazy screen writers for the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Something Awful reviews the latest indie sensation that everyone says is good so of course it is.
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