Hello internet friends, Zachary "Spooker Jones" Gutierrez here with another grab bag of internet horrors. This week we have teens who need help, a popular anarchist with a legion of dorks, the worst forum ever, and musical guest Hoobastank. More like HoobaSTUNK am I correct here guys?
My nose is bleeding so click here. Maybe I should just keep my finger out of there.
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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