I don't know what happened to Zack. I suspect he died, but there is a slim chance that he actually might not have died, in which case I am wrong. In any case, let me toss up the Photoshop Phriday URL and an Awful Link of the Day so people stop emailing me and asking where their free entertainment is, shortly before or maybe after they explain how I'm not funny. Also, here is an image of Captain America riding over El Pinto Grande.
Raiders of the Lost Phriday of Doom
Howdy again folks, Livestock here to confirm the rumors that another Photoshop Phriday has been created by our talented slave labor workforce! What did they make this week? Well, if you were expecting pictures of bizarre "Indiana Jones" crossovers, then I guess you're a goddamn psychic or something. That's what we got, and we got it like it's the plague and modern medicine has been lost to the ages!
I'm telling you, if you don't go read this, VERY BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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