I don't know what happened to Zack. I suspect he died, but there is a slim chance that he actually might not have died, in which case I am wrong. In any case, let me toss up the Photoshop Phriday URL and an Awful Link of the Day so people stop emailing me and asking where their free entertainment is, shortly before or maybe after they explain how I'm not funny. Also, here is an image of Captain America riding over El Pinto Grande.
Raiders of the Lost Phriday of Doom
Howdy again folks, Livestock here to confirm the rumors that another Photoshop Phriday has been created by our talented slave labor workforce! What did they make this week? Well, if you were expecting pictures of bizarre "Indiana Jones" crossovers, then I guess you're a goddamn psychic or something. That's what we got, and we got it like it's the plague and modern medicine has been lost to the ages!
I'm telling you, if you don't go read this, VERY BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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