I don't know what happened to Zack. I suspect he died, but there is a slim chance that he actually might not have died, in which case I am wrong. In any case, let me toss up the Photoshop Phriday URL and an Awful Link of the Day so people stop emailing me and asking where their free entertainment is, shortly before or maybe after they explain how I'm not funny. Also, here is an image of Captain America riding over El Pinto Grande.
Raiders of the Lost Phriday of Doom
Howdy again folks, Livestock here to confirm the rumors that another Photoshop Phriday has been created by our talented slave labor workforce! What did they make this week? Well, if you were expecting pictures of bizarre "Indiana Jones" crossovers, then I guess you're a goddamn psychic or something. That's what we got, and we got it like it's the plague and modern medicine has been lost to the ages!
I'm telling you, if you don't go read this, VERY BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN.
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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