Cadbury Surprise made this Harry Potter shit!
fizix's people lead simple lives in the swamplands, subsisting on a diet of alligator and nutria.
Habibus is the sound I scream when I see a bus coming at me but only I can't get out of the way because a bear is biting my leg.
Deadeye Dick is one of the first travelers under the age of 21 to travel so far. All people of the solar system congratulate you!
That's it for this week! Thanks as always to the Something Awful Forum Goons for making all these images! Big thanks to my faithful ward dootleberry for ghostwriting several comments. Please join us next week when we show the dangers of going to war with salad shooters and potato cannons.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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