Hellkind has a baseball-sized lump of Swedish fish lodged in his esophagus.
Hellkind got no ego playing Stratego, gonna bust your ass like Gollum busts Smeagol.
While you look at this Fenring image keep in mind that Harry Potter gets put on alchemic probation in wizard college in the next Harry Potter book.
Velnich stated: "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area."
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
As a vicious predator, I find that I have a constant, overwhelming urge to lick apples out of a huge block of ice. It's only, natural, right?
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