Hellkind has a baseball-sized lump of Swedish fish lodged in his esophagus.
Hellkind got no ego playing Stratego, gonna bust your ass like Gollum busts Smeagol.
While you look at this Fenring image keep in mind that Harry Potter gets put on alchemic probation in wizard college in the next Harry Potter book.
Velnich stated: "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area."
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
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