spacemountain blossoms like a flower in the fair gardens of my loins.

dcubed20 has horrified me with this offensive image! HOW DARE YOU JOKE ABOUT KILLING BABIES! HOW DARE YOU.

Bimston is a botched drywall installation waiting to happen.

WhatEvil is responsible for this sacrilegious image that caused me to go to Hell just by looking at it.

Bukkakecide plays this game to win, and win he does.

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