"dubar" scores some points redeemable for two free blowjobs at participating Applebee's.
"ixnay37" recalls the most terrifying scream ever screamed, and he's been to several screaming contests.
The reflection of evil never shined so, well, evil. Thanks "Trueblood", I hope you're happy.
This additional nerdy Star Wars reference comes courtesy of the "RipVTide" collection.
"Max-Faget" would also benefit from being decapitated.
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'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
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