"dubar" scores some points redeemable for two free blowjobs at participating Applebee's.
"ixnay37" recalls the most terrifying scream ever screamed, and he's been to several screaming contests.
The reflection of evil never shined so, well, evil. Thanks "Trueblood", I hope you're happy.
This additional nerdy Star Wars reference comes courtesy of the "RipVTide" collection.
"Max-Faget" would also benefit from being decapitated.
Star Wars fan speculation has been swirling about the source of female ejaculation. The answers might finally be coming with the Last Jedi.
Lean in close to your screen. Inhale deeply. Does this guide give off a cloyingly sour odor? Then it is likely the genuine article.
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