"dubar" scores some points redeemable for two free blowjobs at participating Applebee's.

"ixnay37" recalls the most terrifying scream ever screamed, and he's been to several screaming contests.

The reflection of evil never shined so, well, evil. Thanks "Trueblood", I hope you're happy.

This additional nerdy Star Wars reference comes courtesy of the "RipVTide" collection.

"Max-Faget" would also benefit from being decapitated.

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