"dubar" scores some points redeemable for two free blowjobs at participating Applebee's.
"ixnay37" recalls the most terrifying scream ever screamed, and he's been to several screaming contests.
The reflection of evil never shined so, well, evil. Thanks "Trueblood", I hope you're happy.
This additional nerdy Star Wars reference comes courtesy of the "RipVTide" collection.
"Max-Faget" would also benefit from being decapitated.
Nightwatch Brigade Insignia: Awarded for hiding in a coat closet and watching God's Not Dead, God's Not Dead 2, and Last Man Standing on a 1980s-era portable tv every night instead of sleeping
Why you honk and how it’s misinterpreted.
If you think Hitler was good, you've got another thing coming.
These tips are guaranteed to work. Nearly every time.
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