Something Awful Forum Goon and drunkard "CrayZHorse" got things started by slicing his forehead open with a broken bottle and challenging everyone to Photoshop Precious Moments figurines. At first everybody went nuts and just added blood and other bodily fluids that I won't mention to pictures of various figurines, but then some cleverness and inspired depravity started arising. When all was said and done, a whole boatload of crazy new figurines were ripe and ready to be eaten. This turned out to be a mistake, because they proved to be better seen than eaten.
Get going already, these links are going to stand around all day!
"CrayZHorse" got this trainwreck started by being a damn pervert. Way to go, you damn pervert!
"SpecialK" shows us why he's so special. Unfortunately he's the wrong kind of special.
"Task" has made a nice figureine for you to smash into pieces.
"Basicsafty" shares one of his hobbies with the rest of us.
"darthphunk" goes for Korean dogfood joke #5768. You go girl!
My Persian pool boy "Zakath" made this:
"allgore" lives up to his name quite nicely.
"glasyalabolas" better duck! Get it? Duck!
"Pixelman" shows unconditional love to man and animal alike... OR DOES HE?
Speaking of poison, "Gaemblor" shares a typical birthday party. Precious indeed!
Sleeping with AC is at this point a basic human right. But if you're one of the doomed souls forced to deal with global warming on a nightly basis, here's an hourly breakdown on how to get the most out of your inferno hellscape of a bedroom.
Some of the Internet's most veteran anatomy experts convened to discuss the stolen nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence and other beautiful celebrities.
We're spelunking through the movie catacombs this week. Join us, won't you?
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!