Something Awful Forum Goon and drunkard "CrayZHorse" got things started by slicing his forehead open with a broken bottle and challenging everyone to Photoshop Precious Moments figurines. At first everybody went nuts and just added blood and other bodily fluids that I won't mention to pictures of various figurines, but then some cleverness and inspired depravity started arising. When all was said and done, a whole boatload of crazy new figurines were ripe and ready to be eaten. This turned out to be a mistake, because they proved to be better seen than eaten.
Get going already, these links are going to stand around all day!
"CrayZHorse" got this trainwreck started by being a damn pervert. Way to go, you damn pervert!
"SpecialK" shows us why he's so special. Unfortunately he's the wrong kind of special.
"Task" has made a nice figureine for you to smash into pieces.
"Basicsafty" shares one of his hobbies with the rest of us.
"darthphunk" goes for Korean dogfood joke #5768. You go girl!
My Persian pool boy "Zakath" made this:
"allgore" lives up to his name quite nicely.
"glasyalabolas" better duck! Get it? Duck!
"Pixelman" shows unconditional love to man and animal alike... OR DOES HE?
Speaking of poison, "Gaemblor" shares a typical birthday party. Precious indeed!
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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