Something Awful Forum Goon and drunkard "CrayZHorse" got things started by slicing his forehead open with a broken bottle and challenging everyone to Photoshop Precious Moments figurines. At first everybody went nuts and just added blood and other bodily fluids that I won't mention to pictures of various figurines, but then some cleverness and inspired depravity started arising. When all was said and done, a whole boatload of crazy new figurines were ripe and ready to be eaten. This turned out to be a mistake, because they proved to be better seen than eaten.
Get going already, these links are going to stand around all day!
"CrayZHorse" got this trainwreck started by being a damn pervert. Way to go, you damn pervert!
"SpecialK" shows us why he's so special. Unfortunately he's the wrong kind of special.
"Task" has made a nice figureine for you to smash into pieces.
"Basicsafty" shares one of his hobbies with the rest of us.
"darthphunk" goes for Korean dogfood joke #5768. You go girl!
My Persian pool boy "Zakath" made this:
"allgore" lives up to his name quite nicely.
"glasyalabolas" better duck! Get it? Duck!
"Pixelman" shows unconditional love to man and animal alike... OR DOES HE?
Speaking of poison, "Gaemblor" shares a typical birthday party. Precious indeed!
Our new drone will follow behind you in an extremely friendly manner and capture 4K video of your adventures, your friends, your time in the bathroom, and your heartbeat as you sleep.
IMDB user lists can be used to rank film buffs' favorite movies and creators. 90% of these lists have names like "My Harem" and "Far East Pleasures Karma Sutra Women of Beauty"
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!