Page Four: Rape 'n' Redcoats

It's a tough life in the colonies for a Downs Syndrome soldier, sez GreatLemur:

Dirty deeds are afoot in Old Grendel's gripping story:

GreatLemur again, this time with a horrifying sci-fi that would make John Carpenter proud:

Skrewloose is also back, apparently sticking to what he's good at:

A shocking tale indeed from DocEvil:

I don't actually understand what the hell this is. Thanks Nuke The Whales:

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