When an online archive of classic comic book covers was unearthed, it was inevitable that it would be descended upon by SA goons like ravenous vultures wielding their copies of Photoshop with merciless intent to maim, subvert and twist any available images into sexual innuendos and jokes revolving around pedophilia (yeah, some things don't ever change). Of course, it was too fine a prize to resist, with original images such as this:
So, let's take a look at the many ruined childhood memories and prospective adult nightmares that resulted.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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