When an online archive of classic comic book covers was unearthed, it was inevitable that it would be descended upon by SA goons like ravenous vultures wielding their copies of Photoshop with merciless intent to maim, subvert and twist any available images into sexual innuendos and jokes revolving around pedophilia (yeah, some things don't ever change). Of course, it was too fine a prize to resist, with original images such as this:
So, let's take a look at the many ruined childhood memories and prospective adult nightmares that resulted.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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