When an online archive of classic comic book covers was unearthed, it was inevitable that it would be descended upon by SA goons like ravenous vultures wielding their copies of Photoshop with merciless intent to maim, subvert and twist any available images into sexual innuendos and jokes revolving around pedophilia (yeah, some things don't ever change). Of course, it was too fine a prize to resist, with original images such as this:
So, let's take a look at the many ruined childhood memories and prospective adult nightmares that resulted.
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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