Okay I'm back with my drink. I also made myself a sandwich. Give me a minute to finish eating please.
Okay, I'm done.
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5318008 shows us the eerie parallels between Fred Flintstone and the first man.
Look out, because wazerk just opened the floodgates of fun.
Sandamnit is a fool if he thinks he can pass this ziggurat off as a pyramid and still make it into Photoshop Phriday.
Unbelievably Fat Man takes us to Roman times with the help of this picture and this very sentence you're reading now.
Tapir shows the long climb to martyrdom.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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