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5318008 shows us the eerie parallels between Fred Flintstone and the first man.
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Sandamnit is a fool if he thinks he can pass this ziggurat off as a pyramid and still make it into Photoshop Phriday.
Unbelievably Fat Man takes us to Roman times with the help of this picture and this very sentence you're reading now.
Tapir shows the long climb to martyrdom.
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