Having decided upon a method of punishment that's arguably cruel and certainly unusual, the SA Forum Goons have sentenced two news-making lawbreakers to a series of derisive, unflattering photo-manipulations. The first offender, Florida woman Tracy Mabb, flashed passing motorists in a "complete vulgar and indecent manner." However, concerned parents and wary at-work readers don't have to worry about these Photoshops focusing on her lewd exposure, because it was her dramatic mug shot that really sparked the Goons' collective imagination.
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!