Having decided upon a method of punishment that's arguably cruel and certainly unusual, the SA Forum Goons have sentenced two news-making lawbreakers to a series of derisive, unflattering photo-manipulations. The first offender, Florida woman Tracy Mabb, flashed passing motorists in a "complete vulgar and indecent manner." However, concerned parents and wary at-work readers don't have to worry about these Photoshops focusing on her lewd exposure, because it was her dramatic mug shot that really sparked the Goons' collective imagination.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!