Having decided upon a method of punishment that's arguably cruel and certainly unusual, the SA Forum Goons have sentenced two news-making lawbreakers to a series of derisive, unflattering photo-manipulations. The first offender, Florida woman Tracy Mabb, flashed passing motorists in a "complete vulgar and indecent manner." However, concerned parents and wary at-work readers don't have to worry about these Photoshops focusing on her lewd exposure, because it was her dramatic mug shot that really sparked the Goons' collective imagination.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!