Having decided upon a method of punishment that's arguably cruel and certainly unusual, the SA Forum Goons have sentenced two news-making lawbreakers to a series of derisive, unflattering photo-manipulations. The first offender, Florida woman Tracy Mabb, flashed passing motorists in a "complete vulgar and indecent manner." However, concerned parents and wary at-work readers don't have to worry about these Photoshops focusing on her lewd exposure, because it was her dramatic mug shot that really sparked the Goons' collective imagination.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!