Who doesn't like boobs? Everybody loves boobs, the bigger the better, so we have compiled and voted on the list of the 10 best pairs of womanly bra-fillers in all of Hollywood. You can argue with the order, but you can't argue with 20 of the finest examples of mam-meat ever to explode in your eye zone.
Tune in Tokyo! Heather's heaving honey sacks are ripe for the flicking! Everybody has seen her Graham crackers on the big screen at the movies and it's hard to argue with hard arguments like those hefty hooters. Gentlemen, get your dicks out.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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