Remember the Nicolas Cage theme? Truly those were the halcyon days of Photoshop Phriday. Instead of revisiting it, the Something Awful Forum Goons took a cue from one of his films -- the greatest movie ever made!

Upon seeing shuriken's creation, 1.2 million people, believing it to be true, reported being "genuinely frightened."


Saint Sputnik communicates exclusively through his deaf-mute agent, who speaks only American Sign Language.


All work and no play makes Jack squirt the daisies.


Shoes for pidgeons refrained from using bosom make-up to enhance this transformation.


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