This was yet another hefty week for us, with well over a hundred attempts by the Goons at creating the world's worst software. From this mass of images, I chose my top two favorites, but found that made for a really short Phriday. So then I chose a whole bunch more, plus some really sucky ones, and found that worked out much better. Wow, I think I may be getting this whole Photoshop Phriday thing down!
Things got started after I posted this image, signaling to the Goon army that it was time to make with the freaking war already!
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Page 2: A Man Called Norton
Page 3: Hide the Warez, Yanni is Coming!
Page 4: Tools for Creative Idiots
Page 5: Baking Bread, Books, and the Elderly
Page 6: A Thanksgiving Cornucopia! (Contains No Thanksgiving)
Page 7: Destined to Crash and Burn, Burn, Burn!
Page 8: Fresh From the Loins of Microsoft
Page 9: More MS Chicanery
Page 10: New On the OS Market
Page 11: THE FORBIDDEN PAGE
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!