This was yet another hefty week for us, with well over a hundred attempts by the Goons at creating the world's worst software. From this mass of images, I chose my top two favorites, but found that made for a really short Phriday. So then I chose a whole bunch more, plus some really sucky ones, and found that worked out much better. Wow, I think I may be getting this whole Photoshop Phriday thing down!
Things got started after I posted this image, signaling to the Goon army that it was time to make with the freaking war already!
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Page 2: A Man Called Norton
Page 3: Hide the Warez, Yanni is Coming!
Page 4: Tools for Creative Idiots
Page 5: Baking Bread, Books, and the Elderly
Page 6: A Thanksgiving Cornucopia! (Contains No Thanksgiving)
Page 7: Destined to Crash and Burn, Burn, Burn!
Page 8: Fresh From the Loins of Microsoft
Page 9: More MS Chicanery
Page 10: New On the OS Market
Page 11: THE FORBIDDEN PAGE
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!