As you and I both know, the highest art form is that of the video game movie adaptation. Video game movie adaptations are some of the best movies out there, for example Resident Evil, Bloodrayne 2 [but NOT Bloodrayne 1], and that one Adam Sandler movie everyone hated. However, the dunces at the Something Awful forums thought they could do better, and thank god they did, because I have to put one of these articles up every Friday!
I Said No
Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
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