As you and I both know, the highest art form is that of the video game movie adaptation. Video game movie adaptations are some of the best movies out there, for example Resident Evil, Bloodrayne 2 [but NOT Bloodrayne 1], and that one Adam Sandler movie everyone hated. However, the dunces at the Something Awful forums thought they could do better, and thank god they did, because I have to put one of these articles up every Friday!
I Said No
Star Wars fan speculation has been swirling about the source of female ejaculation. The answers might finally be coming with the Last Jedi.
Lean in close to your screen. Inhale deeply. Does this guide give off a cloyingly sour odor? Then it is likely the genuine article.
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