Some people aren't very picky when it comes to beer, as a quick sip of any swillish product commonly advertised during sports broadcasts can confirm. However, the Something Awful Forum Goons came up with some concoctions that even those morons in the commercials who crave terrible beer above all else wouldn't tolerate.
winter.mute would definitely pour this brew into his enemy's goblet rather than his own.
Saint Rude came up with this concept, then handed it off to an army of babies.
Such a product does not exist, Saint Sputnik. You must have dreamed it.
Any beer that embraces carob is not for Moneypenny Dreadful.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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