Some people aren't very picky when it comes to beer, as a quick sip of any swillish product commonly advertised during sports broadcasts can confirm. However, the Something Awful Forum Goons came up with some concoctions that even those morons in the commercials who crave terrible beer above all else wouldn't tolerate.
winter.mute would definitely pour this brew into his enemy's goblet rather than his own.
Saint Rude came up with this concept, then handed it off to an army of babies.
Such a product does not exist, Saint Sputnik. You must have dreamed it.
Any beer that embraces carob is not for Moneypenny Dreadful.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
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