Last week's article "Memorable Quotes from 'The Phantom Pain'" provided an excellent primer for anyone looking to catch up with the Metal Gear universe (or explore it for the first time). But because some people are visual learners, the Goons have provided a second, image-only guide. Basically, there's a boss. This is a standard video-game trope, but Metal Gear is different because this Boss is really big and also he's everyone -- politicians, animals, Kiefer Sutherland, even YOU!
I'm seeing Big Boss in everyone.
neat party trick
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
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My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
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