Hamiltonian Bicycle fell asleep in a lake of fire and woke up with a full-body skin cramp.
Zachsta was born into this religion, and has no intention of giving it up.
And Hungry Joes Smile? Well, he's just your average small town boy with big city dreams.
Feet Slash Birds is a champion hooteler, which is sort of like a yodeler that hoots a lot.
Welp! Thanks to Designer0 for starting this theme, and to the Something Awful Forum Goons for making these images. Join us next week for wonder, whimsy, and a little bit of cake.
Sleeping with AC is at this point a basic human right. But if you're one of the doomed souls forced to deal with global warming on a nightly basis, here's an hourly breakdown on how to get the most out of your inferno hellscape of a bedroom.
Some of the Internet's most veteran anatomy experts convened to discuss the stolen nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence and other beautiful celebrities.
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Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!