Hamiltonian Bicycle fell asleep in a lake of fire and woke up with a full-body skin cramp.
Zachsta was born into this religion, and has no intention of giving it up.
And Hungry Joes Smile? Well, he's just your average small town boy with big city dreams.
Feet Slash Birds is a champion hooteler, which is sort of like a yodeler that hoots a lot.
Welp! Thanks to Designer0 for starting this theme, and to the Something Awful Forum Goons for making these images. Join us next week for wonder, whimsy, and a little bit of cake.
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Oh, you idiot. Don't do this. It's the worst idea anyone has ever had. Have you forgotten what an ordeal it was the last time you moved?
Nightmares Fear Factory is BACK, baby!
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