Hamiltonian Bicycle fell asleep in a lake of fire and woke up with a full-body skin cramp.
Zachsta was born into this religion, and has no intention of giving it up.
And Hungry Joes Smile? Well, he's just your average small town boy with big city dreams.
Feet Slash Birds is a champion hooteler, which is sort of like a yodeler that hoots a lot.
Welp! Thanks to Designer0 for starting this theme, and to the Something Awful Forum Goons for making these images. Join us next week for wonder, whimsy, and a little bit of cake.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!