Hamiltonian Bicycle fell asleep in a lake of fire and woke up with a full-body skin cramp.
Zachsta was born into this religion, and has no intention of giving it up.
And Hungry Joes Smile? Well, he's just your average small town boy with big city dreams.
Feet Slash Birds is a champion hooteler, which is sort of like a yodeler that hoots a lot.
Welp! Thanks to Designer0 for starting this theme, and to the Something Awful Forum Goons for making these images. Join us next week for wonder, whimsy, and a little bit of cake.
What is the world searching for when it wants porn? The stats will blow your mind.
it's hard to shake the feeling that I've always got five stars in this Grand Theft Auto known as life.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!