Hamiltonian Bicycle fell asleep in a lake of fire and woke up with a full-body skin cramp.
Zachsta was born into this religion, and has no intention of giving it up.
And Hungry Joes Smile? Well, he's just your average small town boy with big city dreams.
Feet Slash Birds is a champion hooteler, which is sort of like a yodeler that hoots a lot.
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