Harlequin Rat Fetus suffers from backaches, debilitating cramps, chafing around the thighs, terrible bouts of whooping cough, prolapsed tympanic membranes, and a pathological need to holler at birds.
Scientists consider burexas.irom to be the lowest form of life.
Daaaaaaammmmmnnnnn! Effingham just took you to school.
I have raised over $300 participating in quilting bees for the American Quilting Bee Society so I think I deserve at least seven minutes of your time.
Ernest Cline, writer of Ready Player One, shares his newest poem.
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