Harlequin Rat Fetus suffers from backaches, debilitating cramps, chafing around the thighs, terrible bouts of whooping cough, prolapsed tympanic membranes, and a pathological need to holler at birds.

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Daaaaaaammmmmnnnnn! Effingham just took you to school.

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