Here is the original image, unblemished by ne'er-do-wells.
toolfan traveled back in time to 2006 to create this image.
DJ_Flipped plays his childish "video games" just like a child would.
Macaluso foolishly hurls a life-saving mushroom away like some kind of idiotic baffoon.
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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