The Something Awful Forum Goons, and, for that matter, the SA administrators, realize that it would be irresponsible to condone posting these dangerously misleading images in places where people might take them at face value. I have even refrained from placing the SA watermark on these Photoshops, obviously in order to demonstrate we don't approve of that kind of thing. So post these wherever if you must; we already washed our hands of it (using antibacterial soap, making us 35 percent more susceptible to future bacteria-borne illnesses!)
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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