"You can never have enough smiles in this world!!" I saw that quote in the "50+ Chat" forum at www.datehookup.com, where I find most of the aphorisms that guide my daily life. I also found this winking ape! But back to the topic of smiles (though the ape wasn't that much of a tangent because he's smiling), the Goons put on a happy face for this week's Goldmine, and they're doing it again!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!