"You can never have enough smiles in this world!!" I saw that quote in the "50+ Chat" forum at www.datehookup.com, where I find most of the aphorisms that guide my daily life. I also found this winking ape! But back to the topic of smiles (though the ape wasn't that much of a tangent because he's smiling), the Goons put on a happy face for this week's Goldmine, and they're doing it again!

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