"You can never have enough smiles in this world!!" I saw that quote in the "50+ Chat" forum at www.datehookup.com, where I find most of the aphorisms that guide my daily life. I also found this winking ape! But back to the topic of smiles (though the ape wasn't that much of a tangent because he's smiling), the Goons put on a happy face for this week's Goldmine, and they're doing it again!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!