"You can never have enough smiles in this world!!" I saw that quote in the "50+ Chat" forum at www.datehookup.com, where I find most of the aphorisms that guide my daily life. I also found this winking ape! But back to the topic of smiles (though the ape wasn't that much of a tangent because he's smiling), the Goons put on a happy face for this week's Goldmine, and they're doing it again!
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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