"You can never have enough smiles in this world!!" I saw that quote in the "50+ Chat" forum at www.datehookup.com, where I find most of the aphorisms that guide my daily life. I also found this winking ape! But back to the topic of smiles (though the ape wasn't that much of a tangent because he's smiling), the Goons put on a happy face for this week's Goldmine, and they're doing it again!
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
Do you have what it takes to make it on the ballot?
Denzel is here to set the movie scales back to zero. That's what an equalizer does, right?
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!