A couple weeks ago, way back when the 2012 Olympics were still happening, forums member Lincoln started a Photoshop thread called "Olympic divers are so funny." Close, but no medal; turns out the SA Goons were much more interested in Chernabog's variation: "Olympic synchronized swimmers are scary as fuck." Having been subjected to a humorous SNL parody in 1984 and countless hacky jokes in the decades since, synchronized swimmers have apparently wiped those theatrical smiles off their faces and unleashed their Lovecraftian wrath. It's the "tell people that you'll never sleep again because of a thing you saw on the Internet" theme of the summer!
Today I came across this blog about horrifying pictures of synchronized swimmers. And so this:
spawned this sucker:
Bring it on goons, let's see what these swimmers are really up to.
Very Strange Things
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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