As well-informed Internet readers know, there's a lot of suffering and sorrow in the world today. You might not find out about that kind of stuff on the SA Forums, because this is a comedy site so everyone takes a break from their social-justice concerns and just makes jokes, but even the Goons learn about this stuff eventually, through their Facebook feeds or whatever. Anyway, this article will help you cheer up online, like the "Pictures That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity" article people have been sharing, except instead of real photographs of actual inspiring people, it's manipulated images of fictional characters! Now get happy because here comes the smiling shark!
Bert of the Forest
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.