As well-informed Internet readers know, there's a lot of suffering and sorrow in the world today. You might not find out about that kind of stuff on the SA Forums, because this is a comedy site so everyone takes a break from their social-justice concerns and just makes jokes, but even the Goons learn about this stuff eventually, through their Facebook feeds or whatever. Anyway, this article will help you cheer up online, like the "Pictures That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity" article people have been sharing, except instead of real photographs of actual inspiring people, it's manipulated images of fictional characters! Now get happy because here comes the smiling shark!
Bert of the Forest
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
I've been wanting to meet you all for the past few weeks, but I guess I cut an intimidating figure. I'm the new guy, with the cool job you've all surely been gossiping about. Yep, I'm the Lead Loremaster, and I'm here to enrich everything we do with much-needed lore.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.