We've all had to suffer through the near unspeakable horror of finding a hair in our food, but what happens when you find something far worse? This week the Something Awful Forum Goons up the ante from mere breaded chicken heads, taking us to a realm of pure inedible terror.

MrPazzah got things started with this silly old thing that is just plain silly.

Dori is not the fine man you take him for.

Emerging has been committing unholy acts with apple trees.

A horrible evil took hold of poor errantpriest, forcing him to make this picture against his will.

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