The Lord's Prayer

Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name. Please go back in time and make sure these people never existed, or at least never purchased a computer. Thanks a ton. Amen.


FAQs.org

People ask questions, then other people give answers that are either incorrect or have nothing to do with the question. Just like most of the rest of the Internet.

Some college really screwed up when they let go of this wizard of logic.

Yeah right, "internet cops"

IT'S THE FEDS, CHEESE IT!!

Give it up Marcus, we know you're the IRS.

In most states, sure.

"brian" is actually "brain" misspelled.

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