toxicsunset scores a genuine touchdown for democracy.
Vogon Poet has an Astroturf neckbeard.
willemw is in the pockets of the nefarious backyard swimming pool lobby.
Jake Blues dug deep into the depths of his mighty neckbeard to uncover this gem.
If there is a Jake Blues picture below then you just won a free online university diploma!!!
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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