Female Latex Masks by Kerry, submitted by Sensurround. Looking for a place where you can get masks to satisfy your transgender fetish and scare old women while you're at it? Look no further than Female Latex Masks By Kerry. This is the man to watch in 2005 folks. I predict we will see this guy in the news very soon, probably for cutting off a woman's skin and trying to fashion a suit out of it.
A customer in Japan, Katsumi, asked me to make a full body latex suit using my fiberglass moulds. It was a bit of a challenge because doing the seams in the arms and legs is quite difficult. It turned out pretty well although the defects in the original mould are apparent (most particularly where the arms meet the shoulders).
Look for Kerry's new line of masks and body suits made of real 100% human skin coming real soon. In the meantime you'll have to settle for ejaculating on latex. Someday...
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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