Most people are divided between their love of clowns and their love of history. After all, the human heart only has so much room. Thankfully the Something Awful Forum Goons solve this horrible dilemma by mating history with clowns, creating a funny new past that's far more enjoyable and 100% creepier.

Mortimer McMire got things started with this unfortunate disaster.

Rex Dart is just throwin' some clowns at you, simple as that.

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