Today's youth are wild and dangerous, disobeying all rules of decency and paying no respect to the law. This, like many things, is largely the fault of the motion picture industry. To help set things right, the Something Awful Forum Goons took a big ol' pile of popular movies and rehabilitated them to be educational, informative, and inspirational. With any luck, this very special Photoshop Phriday will help keep you or someone like you out of prison.

Leave it to that ol' son of a gun finchy to start this theme off.

gnarstache has appointed himself the guardian of your eyeballs.

May you find the peace you seek for in this noggut picture.

doctor 7 is saving this image until marriage.

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