RipVTide is a master of subtraction, but can he do long division? The answer may surprise you.

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Bampalo doesn't get a fraction of the poontang Rick Moranis gets.

Don't worry, ToiletDuk is getting there!

Nomex is a fool if he thinks these are monsters. The real monsters are the child molesters that live down the street from you.

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