Barnabus recently purchased a 60% share in Booger Industries.
Lemon has the mutant ability to absorb peoples weaknesses. That's why he has so many STDs and can't read.
Nakar made this prequel to a movie about murderous boots and bad acting.
I'll crash SolidKZ into my fist if he doesn't straighten up his act.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
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