Most people obsess about removing spills, stains and smudges, but Twisted Echidna prefers to turn them into art. This is how she became the proud owner of the world's most uniquely gorgeous yet quite biohazardous carpet. Recently, she took a break from cultivating that delicate ecosystem to recruit the Something Awful Forum Goons to make their own masterpieces out of incidental markings. Splat -- here they are!
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!