Most people obsess about removing spills, stains and smudges, but Twisted Echidna prefers to turn them into art. This is how she became the proud owner of the world's most uniquely gorgeous yet quite biohazardous carpet. Recently, she took a break from cultivating that delicate ecosystem to recruit the Something Awful Forum Goons to make their own masterpieces out of incidental markings. Splat -- here they are!

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