Most people obsess about removing spills, stains and smudges, but Twisted Echidna prefers to turn them into art. This is how she became the proud owner of the world's most uniquely gorgeous yet quite biohazardous carpet. Recently, she took a break from cultivating that delicate ecosystem to recruit the Something Awful Forum Goons to make their own masterpieces out of incidental markings. Splat -- here they are!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!