Most people obsess about removing spills, stains and smudges, but Twisted Echidna prefers to turn them into art. This is how she became the proud owner of the world's most uniquely gorgeous yet quite biohazardous carpet. Recently, she took a break from cultivating that delicate ecosystem to recruit the Something Awful Forum Goons to make their own masterpieces out of incidental markings. Splat -- here they are!
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!