First of all, a big "no thanks" to whoever forwarded the "Wake Up Your Dog" Goldmine to my dog on Facebook, because every day since he has woken me up really early as a revenge for dogs everywhere. Also, "thanks but no thanks" to reader Logan G for his suggestion of a "Wake Up Your Significant Other" sequel: Goon relationships are fragile things that might not survive the strain of a jarring-wakeup-leads-to-unflattering-public-photo combo. Finally, "thanks" to Myron for the great idea of having Goons turn recently awakened dogs into Photoshop fodder!
The Angry Brit
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
Editor's Note: Due to a freak power outage, this obituary of Barbara Bush was written without the benefit of research. In order to pay our respects to this great woman in a timely fashion, we have decided to post this piece as-is. We hope you forgive any errors on our part.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
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