First of all, a big "no thanks" to whoever forwarded the "Wake Up Your Dog" Goldmine to my dog on Facebook, because every day since he has woken me up really early as a revenge for dogs everywhere. Also, "thanks but no thanks" to reader Logan G for his suggestion of a "Wake Up Your Significant Other" sequel: Goon relationships are fragile things that might not survive the strain of a jarring-wakeup-leads-to-unflattering-public-photo combo. Finally, "thanks" to Myron for the great idea of having Goons turn recently awakened dogs into Photoshop fodder!
The Angry Brit
Star Wars fan speculation has been swirling about the source of female ejaculation. The answers might finally be coming with the Last Jedi.
Lean in close to your screen. Inhale deeply. Does this guide give off a cloyingly sour odor? Then it is likely the genuine article.
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