When Forum Goon "WindyMan" dug up this archive of cereal box images, it was only natural that the Goons responded by unleashing their usual potato sack of tricks. It was a short battle, but in the end breakfast would never be the same again. For educational purposes, here is an example of an unsoiled image:
Throw your rotten frosted flakes in your nearest unwanted frosted flakes bin, or a garbage can if you have one of those, because the real treats are just a click away! Click! That was the sound of me clicking for you!
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!