Did you enjoy last week's "Design the Worst Band Shirt" Phriday but find yourself baffled by some of the obscure references? Well, you're in luck with this batch of T-shirt designs, because for the most part, there's nothing to "get"! Idakoos offers nearly 2 million custom T-shirt options, inserting hobbies, occupations and other nouns or adjectives into goofy templates. It's an overwhelming abundance of options, but the SA Forum Goons clicked around until they found the most nonsensical or serendipitously appropriate combinations available. Happy shopping!

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