Like our old land, this one seemed composed largely of sand and stone.

The towns were deserted, save elders and women... the warriors gathered, as all true men do, in a warm bath with their young lovers.

Surely no place that so reveled in the sacred bond between man and boy could be entirely uncivilized.

But while strolling casually through a neighboring city, we heard rumours that a Persian encampment had been erected nearby.

With a cry that rent the heavens of this other world, we charged off to avenge our deaths.

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