Like our old land, this one seemed composed largely of sand and stone.
The towns were deserted, save elders and women...
....as the warriors gathered, as all true men do, in a warm bath with their young lovers.
Surely no place that so reveled in the sacred bond between man and boy could be entirely uncivilized.
But while strolling casually through a neighboring city, we heard rumours that a Persian encampment had been erected nearby.
With a cry that rent the heavens of this other world, we charged off to avenge our deaths.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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