An advance scout confirmed that the beach was clear of threats.
We thrashed out of the cold water...
...and collected our thoughts on the shoreline.
Eager to conquer this new world as we had our old, we struck out, spear-first, into a great unknown.
Some of the Internet's most veteran anatomy experts convened to discuss the stolen nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence and other beautiful celebrities.
We're spelunking through the movie catacombs this week. Join us, won't you?
Second Life Safari highlights a magical and mystical adventure through the bowels of the Internet. We take a look behind the scenes of "Second Life," and present to you the things all other media outlets are too embarrassed to show. Social networking hits another new low, and can only be seen in Second Life Safari.