We gathered in the Persian camp.
It was a bizarre bazaar....
...full of damningly decadent Persian pleasures.
Resolving to not let the Persians tarnish this world as they had ours, we charged off towards their stronghold.
We stormed their puny gates...
...and breached their labyrinthine defenses with ease.
The skirmish was quick and merciless; our victory total and unquestioned. We slew them all.
This was Spartan land, now and forevermore.
FelchTragedy for the video
Hazim Gazov, FelchTragedy, and CickMy Lunt for the pictures.
Sabato Oh, Silly Babii, Mighty Hammerer, CickMy Lunt, Rabid Barkley, LadyPuberta Chaffe, Hazim Gazov, Trendkill Graves, and Bumbles McMillan, and other brave Spartan Warriors.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Second Life Safari highlights a magical and mystical adventure through the bowels of the Internet. We take a look behind the scenes of "Second Life," and present to you the things all other media outlets are too embarrassed to show. Social networking hits another new low, and can only be seen in Second Life Safari.