We gathered in the Persian camp.
It was a bizarre bazaar....
...full of damningly decadent Persian pleasures.
Resolving to not let the Persians tarnish this world as they had ours, we charged off towards their stronghold.
We stormed their puny gates...
...and breached their labyrinthine defenses with ease.
The skirmish was quick and merciless; our victory total and unquestioned. We slew them all.
This was Spartan land, now and forevermore.
FelchTragedy for the video
Hazim Gazov, FelchTragedy, and CickMy Lunt for the pictures.
Sabato Oh, Silly Babii, Mighty Hammerer, CickMy Lunt, Rabid Barkley, LadyPuberta Chaffe, Hazim Gazov, Trendkill Graves, and Bumbles McMillan, and other brave Spartan Warriors.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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