We gathered in the Persian camp.

It was a bizarre bazaar....

...full of damningly decadent Persian pleasures.

Resolving to not let the Persians tarnish this world as they had ours, we charged off towards their stronghold.

We stormed their puny gates...

...and breached their labyrinthine defenses with ease.

The skirmish was quick and merciless; our victory total and unquestioned. We slew them all.

This was Spartan land, now and forevermore.

Thanks to:

  • FelchTragedy for the video

  • Hazim Gazov, FelchTragedy, and CickMy Lunt for the pictures.

  • Sabato Oh, Silly Babii, Mighty Hammerer, CickMy Lunt, Rabid Barkley, LadyPuberta Chaffe, Hazim Gazov, Trendkill Graves, and Bumbles McMillan, and other brave Spartan Warriors.

– Peteaus of Sparta

More Second Life Safari

This Week on Something Awful...

  • Advanced Level Sexy Catcalls

    Advanced Level Sexy Catcalls

    Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.

  • Zagat's Guide to Poor Person Eating

    Zagat's Guide to Poor Person Eating

    The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'

Copyright ©2015 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.