"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Jeff Foxworthy has awakened to the new flesh to tell some redneck jokes.
The non-Euclidean geometry of our coupling is corroding my sanity.
Seriously, it's exactly what the title says.
Relive the good old days, when fonts were extreme and fisheye lenses were bountiful.
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